Picture: I am cooking supper. Mary Ann looks on, aghast. Rocky's Campground has free firewood, so I decided to teach Mary Ann how to make a full meal using only the stuff a biker would have: screwdriver, pliers, lighter, hatchet, and plastic spoons swiped from the Mt Robson Cafe. We went to the Petro Canada Super Stop across the street for a can of ravioli, a can of beef stew and two fruit cocktail cups.
In deference to Mary Ann's feminine sensibilities, I made a few changes to the routine, such as using only the clean and new tools from Burgie.